Krazy's Guide to Rage-Qutting/Episodes/New Super Mario Bros.

New Super Mario Bros is the first episode of Krazy's Guide to Rage-Quitting.

Trivia

 * The first episode.
 * The first episode with no profanity.
 * The first episode with a song: Rage Quit.

Transcript
Krazy: Welcome to Krazy's Quide to Rage-Qutting. Where I rage-quit so you don't have to! Let's start the first episode with New Super Mario Brothers. Right now, we're at World 4 and in the castle.

(Krazy starts the level, and does fine, jumping over all the rectangle platforms and avoiding all the Dry Bones. He slides on a moving platform, into a Dry Bones, which leads him into a bottomless pit)

(An explosion is heard, coming from Krazy's fury) That doesn't make any sense!

(He starts the level again. He does fine, and goes further, even avoiding the Thwomps)

Thwomp: That was your fault. (Thwomps argue)

(Krazy's speed catches up with him and while going up the bricks, goes so fast he goes blind and only sounds are heard over a black screen. The sounds: A stomp, probably from a Thwomp and two crashes. Krazy screams and Mario is heard)

Mario: (only heard) Mamma-mia!

(Two hours later... A titlecard is shown saying "Two hours later..." Krazy can now see. He sees the words "GAME OVER" on his DS.)

Background singer: R-r-r-r-rr-r-RAGE QUIT

R-RR-R-R-R-R--RRAGE QUIT

(Several clips from the episode are shown) Krazy: I'm gonna rage quit like a boss,

Head in the moss,

Going round town

With fury around

My face.

Everyone thinks I look like a big

Mistake...

'Cause I...

Background singer: R-RR-R-R-R-RAGE QUIT

R-R-RR-R-R-RAGE QUIT

Yeah, what did he do?

Oh, ooh, he rage quit

R-r-r-r-rr-r-rage quit!

Ah, yeah!

Oh, oooh, rage quit!

Krazy: Be back for more episodes of Krazy's Quide to Rage-Quitting. And a longer one, where I go to two levels, both with lava, which I rage quit so much with.

I hate lava.

So much.

(near lava)

Aah! Kill it with fire!

Get it...?

'Cause I was...

No...

Screw you.

(end credits)

Subtitles
SUBTITLES BY KRAZY

Welcome to Krazy's Guide To Rage-Qutting. Where I

rage-quit so you don't have to! Let's start the first episode with New Super Mario Brothers. Right now, we're at World 4 and in the castle.

MUSIC PLAYS

That doesn't make any sense!

That was your fault.

No, it was no--

ARGUING

CRASH! CRASH!

CRASH!

KRAZY SCREAMS

MARIO:

No!

Mamma-mia!

BACKGROUND SINGERS SING

[#] I'm gonna rage quit like a boss,

Head in the moss,

Going round town

With fury around [#]

My face.

<p style="text-align:center;">[#] Everyone thinks I look like a big

<p style="text-align:right;">Mistake

<p style="text-align:center;">Cause I [#]'

<p style="text-align:center;">BACKGROUND SINGERS SING

<p style="text-align:right;">Be back for more episodes of Krazy's Guide To Rage Quitting. And a longer one, where I go to two levels, both with lava, which I rage quit so much with.

<p style="text-align:right;">I hate lava.

<p style="text-align:right;">So much.

<p style="text-align:center;">Aah! Kill it with fire!

<p style="text-align:center;">Get it?

<p style="text-align:center;">'Cause I was--

<p style="text-align:center;">No--

<p style="text-align:right;">Screw you.